i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE
thinking bout my internet friends like
03/05: It was hard to focus in class today.
My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard
"His smile was like the sun."
"Your voice is a pale yellow. I hardly ever see a voice that color."
if I was dating someone I’d call them gay every time they showed affection.